CHIP: The 9$ Computer

CHIP might just revolutionize the world. The 9 dollar computer is itching ever closer to giving away computers for free to the third world. Oh, will it not be great to get more friends on Facebook? More boob and ass shots! Hurray for technology. On a serious note, if used properly man will get a bump on free WiFi and technology to make all of us connected. With this there is always a chance for the bad to filter. I am hoping the good will outweigh at the end of the day. Chip is an upstart on Kickstarter and is gaining more funding each day. This little computer does everything your computer does.
 

Send a Fart in a Jar

You can now send your smelly farts in a jar. Seems revenge is doing good business as of late.  You can anonymously send a fart in a jar to the recipient of your choice.  For ten bucks (3.50 shipping) you can let it rip from three different fart fragrances: 8-hour Trucker Fart, Hungover Frat Boy and Competitive Eater.
Now imagine the look on their face when they realize they just inhaled an invisible turd. And once they've breathed in the surprise stench, you're done. It's the perfect way to tell someone how you truly feel without ever having to say a word.

Twitter Moses: Release my Tweets

Who is Twitter Moses? He is the liberator of dead Twitter accounts. Don't you hate it when you want to start a Twitter account only to find out that some lazy person never uses the account.  Some of these accounts are dormant for many years. Twitter Moses is on a mission to expose these accounts and release them from their boredom. Release my tweets!

Alternate Sticky Fingers Cover Album


Everybody has seen the Sticky Fingers record album designed by Andy Warhol. The zipper album as it came to be known was banned in Spain. The Rolling Stones had to come up with another version of the album. In my opinion the second version was more disturbing than the original zipper one.
The original Andy Warhol artwork for Sticky Fingers was banned in Spain under General Franco, so the band arranged for John Pasche (who designed the first tongue logo), and Phil Jude (who later photographed the goat’s head for the inner sleeve of Goats Head Soup) to create alternative cover artwork.

Goodnight Westeros


Yes another Goodnight Moon parody.  Now you can tuck your kids in with the severed heads of Goodnight Westeros.


Rainbow Cake

The rain is over. The grass is greener.  The trees exploded with new leaves. I am happy. There above my table is a rainbow cake.

Sarcasm T-Shirt


Oh, I just loooove sarcasm shirts, No, I reeeally do!

The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes From Comic Book History

The Avengers are tearing up movie receipts across the world. You would think superheroes are king right now. The major networks have some form of superhero show.  Even Netflix has Daredevil. For all the successful superheroes, there are countless failures who tried to cash in at some point in the past 75 years since the creation of Superman. Jon Morris celebrates the weird and strange creations that will never make it to the big screen. Then again you never know.  Who would not want to watch Doctor Hormone?  The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes From Comic Book History should be a fun read.

Netflix Orders Green Eggs and Ham

The Dr. Seuss classic "Green Eggs and Ham" will be made into a 13 episode series in 2018 by Netflix. The book contains only 50 words. The fifty words are: a, am, and, anywhere, are, be, boat, box, car, could, dark, do, eat, eggs, fox, goat, good, green, ham, here, house, I, if, in, let, like, may, me, mouse, not, on, or, rain, Sam, say, see, so, thank, that, the, them, there, they, train, tree, try, will, with, would and you.

Game of Gnomes


Summer is coming and your lawn is screaming to have this "Game of Gnomes" ornament on it.